Some people call me an ass. Fair enough, everyone’s an ass sometimes. I will say things because it’s logical. Call me ignorant (orange pumpkin monsters), racist (wiggers), and evil (primarily christian groups).

But read this one “definition” written by some redneck on the bible belt who has written 402 definitions on the Urban Dictionary, the majority of which have been voted down.

“A very misunderstood person by atheists or ignorant secularists with little or no faith who can do nothing but attack a Bible believing Christian for standing up for what they believe. A label given by the media, the unbelieving and the morally corrupt to describe any Christian who speaks the truth to this sorry society we live in. A Bible thumper does NOT use the Bible to attack or defame persons who believe differently than them, but only uses the Bible as a guide for righteous living and as a witnessing tool to others out of love for their soul. What amazes me is that some ignorant people at urbandictionary have compared Bible thumpers to radical, zealous fundamentalist Muslims who use the Kuran to murder thousands. The 2 cannot ever EVER be compared; not now and not ever. Anyone who thinks so is a moron. 

Some people even call them “radical” or “right-wingers” or “lunatics” by the ignorant, the unbelieving and the socially dysfunctional. How stupid. Maybe I/we could say the same thing for atheists and secularists? Bible thumpers have deep conviction and stand up for what they believe; their faith in Jesus Christ. Someone explain to me how being a Bible thumper is a threat? “

So, John and Jane Christian, what is this about not using the bible to defame others? YOU’RE GOING TO HELL! YOU WILL BURN FOR ETERNITY IF YOU DO NOT CORRECT YOUR SINFUL WAYS!
I’m sorry, but who the fuck are you to judge my actions? What kind of license do you have that permits you to judge and critisize anyone and everyone within a 10 km radius? You think telling someone that they will go to hell is proper social behavio? Were you sent by the god almighty to bring the gift of civility to this earth? If not, get the hell off my earth.

This is one of my favorite parts: “What amazes me is that some ignorant people at urbandictionary have compared Bible thumpers to radical, zealous fundamentalist Muslims who use the Kuran to murder thousands. The 2 cannot ever EVER be compared; not now and not ever. Anyone who thinks so is a moron. ” First of all, IT’S QUR’AN. Q-U-R-’-A-N. Second, the Muslims used the bible to murder thousands? Really? JUST thousands? As opposed to the 200 year party you people set to kill at least 3 million people, if not more? Or how about the fact that no matter what you people have done in the past, once the Pope either corrects the scripture or says sorry, it’s suddenly ok? Is THE ALMIGHTY POPE taking responsibility for the deathes of all those people. I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Here’s the thing, Christians, I am a humanist. I don’t believe in one religion from another. But one thing that strikes me as a fundemental difference between the 4 religions (Christianity, Catholicism, Islam, and SCIENTOLOGY) and Buddhism, Sikhism and other religions is that you don’t have Buddhism dharma pushers. These people have no need to go out and tell people what they should and shouldn’t be doing. These people don’t go and attempt to convert every person they meet. These people have no need to create a seperate genre of music because they are too good for normal music. You see them live their life like everyone else and once in a while go to the temple and pray. Sikhs, wonderful people, actually take active steps as part of their religion to help others who are in distress. The Almighty God loving population decides that ALL PUBLIC POLICIES should be in the favor of their conservative asses. I don’t believe that some guy snapped his fingers and created the universe. I don’t believe that everyone on this planet is engaging in an incestual relationship (If Adam fucked Eve, and they were the only human beings, than that means EVERYBODY ON EARTH is your brother or sister). Working in mysterious ways in Criss Angel, not giving someone terminal cancer. If “god” is putting ME in a difficult position to “test me”, then what kind of fucked up sadistic test if killing off the parents of little children in africa and infecting them with AIDS? What kind of test is starving a mother, and in turn, starving her child when she can no longer produce milk? What is giving waterbourne illnesses to the people who need water the most? What is starving half a country and fattening the other half? What is making greedy CEOs rich while forcing the honest man to live off welfare? Explain to me what all this is. Did the african mother fail to slaughter an animal, so she must live the rest of her days hungry? Did the african child not think of jesus every minute of every day, so  she is condemned to wither? Are the children in rural asia not worth the effort? Are the homeless not worth god’s “great hand”? Is it the select private club of elite christians the only ones who are allowed to live a comfortable life?

So you know what? I am going to work on Sundays, watch TV, go to movies, browse the internet, play violent videogames, watch harry potter, celebrate halloween, and go to funerals to mourn, as opposed to protesting them. I am going to live my life because there are others like me who simply aspire to be the best we can be, not to please a mythical being. The greeks thought mount olympus had gods. Google Earth says otherwise. Then they said Heaven was in the clouds. Aircraft manufacturers and airlines say otherwise. Now he’s in another dimension? How many times are you gonna change your story to fit what you THINK is the right way?

You know those people that used to speak to god and spread his words? They were called prophets back in those days. These days, they are called mentalled handicapped, drugged,  and they are sent to mental health facilities.